When you have a baby...

*sleep seems less important

*you become a morning person

*you talk about poop on a daily basis and even get excited about it

*you forget to eat sometimes

*you don't shower at normal times of the day (and when you do, it is a luxery)

*you find joy in grocery shopping without the baby

*you wear your worries and fears on your sleeve

*you find that your baby's pain feels worse than your own

*you no longer rely on a clock--the baby sets your schedule

*coffee becomes a necessity!