...you are constantly saying "take that out of your mouth!"
...you find rocks and matchbox cars in your pockets
...you tell time by when the baby had his last bottle
...you are an expert poop examiner
...if you get to sleep until 7 am, that is considered sleeping in
...getting 4 hours of straight sleep is a wonder
...coffee keeps you sane
...you are constantly singing children's songs, even when kids aren't around
...going to Target by yourself is a huge treat
...you would rather buy clothes for the kids than for yourself
...you use sign language (that you use with the kids), even when you talk to adults
...swaddling blankets are your best friend
...going out to eat means going to Chick-fil-a so the toddler can play on the playground
...your favorite websites are www.babycenter.com, www.babysteals.com, www.kidsteals.com, and www.zulily.com
Feel free to add on!
